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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:22:06 GMT -6
Iolaus turns on Hercules because of The Warrior Princess, who seduces him into believing that his best friend in all the world would gleefully steal his glory. Must have been the dumplings in that red sauce that did it. 
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:22:27 GMT -6
Xena is made to run The Gauntlet because she refuses to murder a baby and is deemed too weak to head an army. Let the men give birth and we'll see who's really the weaker sex.... 
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:22:54 GMT -6
Xena is lost to her new found feelings for Hercules, and while dealing with her Unchained Heart, she must also stop Darphus and Graegus from helping Ares take over the world. Nice doggy, but his appetite was way bigger than his stomach. 
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:25:22 GMT -6
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:26:16 GMT -6
Xena must deal with the Sins of the Past while being stalked by a naive village girl out to 'do her' . . . but not 'that' kind of 'do her.' Needless to say, Draco doesn't stand a chance.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:26:34 GMT -6
Xena takes Gabrielle out for a wild ride in Chariots of War, where they bond with the locals and show warlords a good time. Unfortunately, some trees were harmed in the building of a barn.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:26:57 GMT -6
Gabrielle is going to lose it all if she can't derail the challenges of the Dreamworker, Morpheus' Priest. Being Morpheus' bride will require that Gabrielle lose her blood innocence, her maidenhood, and her life. Can Xena save all three, or will Gabrielle end up being a dreamscape bridesmaid?
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:27:17 GMT -6
Xena and Gabrielle find a baby and embrace it in a Cradle of Hope. They keep the child alive and help fulfill its destiny, while also helping Pandora keep 'Hope' alive. Hmmm... I guess Hope always did have a price on her head... poor dear never stood a chance.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:27:39 GMT -6
Xena goes down The Path Not Taken, leaving Gabrielle in somewhat of a bind. While on this path she meets an old friend who stabs her in the back and then takes it in the gut to show how sorry he is for being such a stick in the mud. At least we got a really cool funeral song out of it all.
Xena wanders down The Path Not Taken, leaving Gabrielle to take a Prince down the wrong path. Will their paths cross before it's too late, or will Gabrielle and the Prince end up on a funeral pyre? Do all roads lead to betrayal and self-sacrificing, or has the trail just led to a dead end and there was no where else to go? Take a trip into the Xenaverse and find out.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:28:00 GMT -6
Xena must face The Reckoning and come to terms with the horrors of not only her own actions and their consequences, but those of others. After putting herself on the line for Xena, Gabrielle finds herself getting a raw deal. Is a slap in the face worth a broken hand? Well... what does it matter as long as she feels much better now.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:28:16 GMT -6
Gabrielle releases The Titans and finds it ain't easy being the sacred one. One minute she's the toast of the village, and the next minute she finds that the villagers want to roast her. (She should know by now how fickle villagers can be.) Xena, of course, comes to her rescue, but in the end their last chat/chant for survival is solely that of Gabrielle's.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:28:40 GMT -6
Xena and Hercules fight over who will be the one to free Prometheus, while Iolaus and Gabrielle compare sidekick duties. The four join up even though they still disagree on who will strike the final blow. In a flight of fancy Xena decides it should be Hercules, who then decides the blow should belong to no one. Spoiler: The rock did it.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:29:09 GMT -6
Sisyphus has Death In Chains and Xena must release her in order to stop the suffering of mankind, as well as to stop dead warlords from making her one of them. Gabrielle, figuring that Xena doesn't know everything after all, goes after her to warn her not to touch Death. In the end Gabrielle regrets that Death has to be set free.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:29:35 GMT -6
Xena must prevent a war between the Hooves And Harlots before it's too late. In the meantime, Gabrielle finds out that Amazon Princesses don't live the pampered life, and that a staff is all it's cracked up to be. Xena finally makes goggly eyes at her, but it was only to get Gabrielle to challenge the Queen in Xena's stead. In the end Gabrielle learns that when you're handed a piece of horse dung, you drop it to the ground and thank the person who gave it to you.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:31:48 GMT -6
Xena must help The Black Wolf pack escape from Xerxes' dungeon. Gabrielle loses her tomatoes to Salmoneous and has to dump her bowl of oatmeal on a guard in order to get thrown into the dungeon so that she can help Xena with her little plan. Flora proves herself quite the leader of the pack and impresses her old friend Xena.
Disclaimer: Gabrielle did not howl at Sister Moon until Sister Sun chased her away during the making of this episode.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:32:31 GMT -6
Xena warns Paris to Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts but he just can't look a gift horse in the mouth and has her locked up instead. Gabrielle sees her ex-fiancé in a whole new light... that's usually what happens when a guy stops following a girl around like a love-struck puppy and wagging his tail to please her every barking order. Helen winds up on a trail to nowhere in particular, hoping her beauty won't get her special treatment or make her stick out of the crowd. Fat chance of that ever happening.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:32:48 GMT -6
Gabrielle decides to sign up for classes at the Athens City Academy of the Performing Bards, where she meets up with the 'blind bard.' All her fellow classmates sit in awe of her stories, while the stage-father of one classmate does everything he can to keep her from pushing his son off the acceptance list. Too bad Gabrielle didn't have her sais with her at the time, she could have skewered daddy-dearest. Instead she manages one of her many happy endings... ...but then she hadn't lost hope at this stage in her life.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Nov 18, 2006 1:33:06 GMT -6
Xena is out to keep Ambrosia from thugs in A Fistful of Dinars, while at the same time trying to keep Gabrielle from falling for her ex-fiancé's seductive schemes. Gabrielle on the other hand finds herself with knife to throat... all because she can't keep her hands off of the Titan's key.
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Post by Heddy Hopper on Dec 30, 2007 19:59:02 GMT -6
The discussions didn't continue due to lack of interest. The threads have been archived.
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